The Husband Store
a store that sells husband has just opened on New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instrictions at the enttance is a description of how the stores operates. you may visit the store only ONCE
There are six floors and attributes of the men increases as the shop ascends the flights. There is however a catch …….
You may choose any man from a particular floor or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go down except to exit the building.
So, woman goes to d store to find a husband
on all d floor, the sign on d door reads…
Floor 1- These men have jobs and love the Lord.
Floor 2-These men have jobs love d Lord and love kids
Floor 3- These men have jobs love d Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking. “wow” she thinks but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and d sign reads
Floor 4- These men have jobs, love d Lord love kids are drop- dead looking good and help with house work
She proceeded to the next floor looking for a better than what she got
Floor 5- These men have jobs love the Lord love kids are drop-dead gorgeous help wt house wrk and have strong romantic streak.
She is tempted to stay but goes to d next floor and sign reads
Floor 6- You are visitor 6,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor soley exists as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for coming. Watch ur step as u exit d building and have a nice day.
COMMENTARY
Women folk, Godliness wt contentment is a great gain. If u want a perfect man as husband be ready to go to heaven. That is where u will find one. No marriage there anyway.
Culled from Time Magazine